Under the sun, crowns are made of vapor. Our culture calls it self-branding; Solomon called it vanity. The “be your own king” mantra promises freedom but delivers chains, demanding you invent your worth, defend your glory, and expand a kingdom you cannot keep. Jesus offers the inverse—deny yourself, take up your cross, and follow Him. Trade the ornamental for the eternal; the first will choke you, the second will crown you with life.